A Sad Love Story ♥

One night a guy and girl were driving home from the movies.
The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night.
The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk.
She told him that her feelings had changed and that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket and passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street.
He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived.
Remembering the note, she pulled it out and read it.
" Without your love, I would die."

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Their Beginning ♥

I met my husband in church on a Sunday morning. We met through some friends and I was suppose to be the couple of his best friend and my friend was for him. We all joined the juvenile chorus and spent most Wednesdays and Fridays together at practice. I was 15 and he was 21 it was a great group.

On my 16th birthday I had a small get together at my grandmothers house. Of course I invited him and his friend which was trying very hard to become my boyfriend. Now don't get me wrong both boys were very cute but mike (my husband) was funny and he just caught my attention more. I always had a good time and a good laugh around him. We had become good friends.

In church we did community projects together, we participated in church activities and were together most of the days. He would drive up every afternoon for about 30 miles to see me on my lunch break. I finally budged and became the girlfriend of the other boy. But I found my self unhappy and not in love so I broke it off. Throughout the entire time mike would come by and help me with home work and we talked about his school and mine and his job and what we both wanted to do in life.

He planned on become a police officer I completely supported him as a friend. He finally became a police officer but the job offered was 2 and a half hours away. We thought it would be the worst to keep in touch but he visited every Tuesday and Sunday. He called every night and every morning.

Soon enough he told me that he could not be away from me. So he to ask me to marry him. By this time I was 16 going on 17 yrs old. I was a child but felt so strongly about our feelings that I agreed. We were engaged for 2 years and got married on December 16th 2000. And ever since we've been together for the past 10 years this winter.

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Monks Day Off ♥

One day three monks were told by the minister that today was their off day, to do whatever they want and at the end of the day, God would forgive then of their sins.
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The monks thought this sounded like a good idea so they went off into the city.
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At the end of the day the three monks returned to the church and the minister greeted them.
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The first monk came up, and the minister asked : ''What did you do today ? The monk reply : ''I robbed an off-license.''
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''Good.'' the minister replied. ''Go and drink from the holy water.''
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The second monk came up and the minister asked the same question. ''I vandalised a primary school.'' he answered.
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''Good.'' the minister replied. ''Go and drink from the holy water.''
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The third monk stepped up and the minister repeated : ''And what did you do today?'' ''I pissed in the holy water.'' came the reply.

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Old Gay Man ♥

What a drag it is getting old ..
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When i went to the bar last night , I noticed this old man about 75-80 years sitting all alone in the corner and he was crying over his cocktail .
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I was stopped and asked him was wrong.
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He said : ''I have 22 years old lover at home . I met him a month or so ago right here in this bar !
He continued : ''He makes love to me every morning and then he makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee.''
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I said : ''Well. Then why are you crying ?''
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He said : ''He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favourite brownies and then he makes love to me half the afternoon.''
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I said : ''Well. So, why are you crying ?''
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He said : ''For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal and my favourite dessert and then he makes love to me until 2:00 a.m.''
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I said : ''Well, for goodness sakes! Why in the world would you be CRYING !''
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And he said : ''I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE !''

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