Old Gay Man ♥

What a drag it is getting old ..
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When i went to the bar last night , I noticed this old man about 75-80 years sitting all alone in the corner and he was crying over his cocktail .
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I was stopped and asked him was wrong.
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He said : ''I have 22 years old lover at home . I met him a month or so ago right here in this bar !
He continued : ''He makes love to me every morning and then he makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee.''
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I said : ''Well. Then why are you crying ?''
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He said : ''He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favourite brownies and then he makes love to me half the afternoon.''
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I said : ''Well. So, why are you crying ?''
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He said : ''For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal and my favourite dessert and then he makes love to me until 2:00 a.m.''
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I said : ''Well, for goodness sakes! Why in the world would you be CRYING !''
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And he said : ''I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE !''